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i didn’t know being in love made so much noise until the day you left. things are quiet now, and it’s still too loud for me to hear myself. i miss you the way i promised i wouldn’t miss anyone, but it isn’t all sad. my sister calls me everyday to tell me i am beautiful, and my mother doesn’t ask about you and my brother watches basketball with me when no one else will. it still hurts in the mornings and i miss your voice, but please don’t come back here to give me a letter saying you’re sorry. don’t be sorry. you loved me, and then you didn’t. this is how these things work. i’ll laugh it off and probably end up choking. i need to clean up around here. things are getting dusty, and my eyes are starting to water. but please don’t be sorry.
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We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm.  (via neslad1)
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bubblegumrebel:

FUCK

iggy has NOTHING on nicki 

LOL remember when the music fucked up with Iggy and she just stood there helpless. Yeah, try to tell me again she on Nicki’s level.

This my bitch for real. I’m not even a huge Nicki fan but then she pulls shit like this and remember how fuckin raw she is. 

shes the bhaddest. hands down